Jesus: Now in handy Travel Size!-------------------------------------------------------------
"Two sets of footprints: God walked with you. One set of footprints: God carried you."
No sets of footprints: God flew you around in His kick-ass hovercraft!!
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“Those not interested in church wouldn’t find heaven exciting either!”
submitted by frequent contributor Tracy R., SC
Yeah. Christians should just forget about trying to reach those people.
I'm guessing heaven is a teensy bit better than church. Just a guess.
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“Able to go to yard sales, you’re able to go to church”
submitted by frequent contributor Tracy R., SC
Yeah, but they ask for so much less money at yard sales.
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Able to go to yard sales, you're able to go to humor-blogs.com
Keep 'em coming.
If you think Church is boring, wait till you see Heaven!
ReplyDeleteI think that may be THE worst sign ever in terms of actually reaching people.
Loving the last one. Heh.
ReplyDeletei agree with Diesel. that 3rd sign is significantly less-than-inspiring, tho' more-than-hilarious! ; )
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