July 111? Wacky, Indeed.

submitted by Rachael B, OH
I guess any Wednesday that falls on the eleventy-first can indeed be classified as "wacky", no matter what happens on that day.

I'm not so sure about the twenty-fifth, though.
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submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
But Calvinism? Now THERE'S a spectator's sport.
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submitted and asst. reviewed by new contributor Lincoln Rose, WA

So all of you without your 2.5 kids and your white picket fence, you had better conform!! There is no individuality in God's Kingdom!!
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"Praying for the words to pray."

submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Sarah M., VA

Uh oh.... Conundrum!

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I am currently visiting family in Canada, and saw this one yesterday:

"Oops I did it again"

What....stole somebody's spouse, had a couple kids, got divorced, packed on 35 lbs., bounced in and out of rehab, showed the entire world your hoo-hah, and then shaved your hair clean off?

Or is that just a sermon title?

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These last few my father saw as he drove from Tennessee up to Canada:

"A rumor is the only thing that gets thicker when you spread it."

submitted by frequent contributor Bruce Bezaire, TN

I like my rumors extra chunky.

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"Science without God is lame. God without science is blind."

submitted by frequent contributor Bruce Bezaire, TN

I guess God better quit listening to all those prayers and start reading his Chemistry books before He goes blind.

Seriously...God is blind? On your church sign?

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Dad also saw a church named "Bright Idea Missionary Baptist Church". I think that's my favorite name ever. We can just picture their logo: God with a pensive look on his face, finger to chin, with a light bulb over his head.

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