submitted by Alex Stevenson, Sydney, Australia
One day, I will see a sign so bad that I will immediately stop this blog and the website. It will ruin me on crummy church signs forever. This one very nearly was that sign.
I would make some snarky comment about "to kill for", but it would probably get taken out of context and the Australian secret service would be on my case.
"Does it mean nothing to all ye who pass by? Wise men still seek him!"
submitted by Sheya Joie, S. Texas
I am always surprised at the number of churches/Christians who profess shock that the entire world doesn't jump on board Christianity, when Jesus himself said that wouldn't be the case.
It takes the work of the Spirit. Outside of that, no amount of baffled-sounding church signs are going to help.
Who uses "ye" anymore?
"Everyone gives God credit. Few give Him cash."
submitted by Peter Elsner, sign from Arkansas
These people thought they were giving God cash. And that's not $$ from a small amount of people, right there.
Unfortunately, in many cases, they were wrong about the destination of their cash.
Keep 'em coming.
I vote we stop trying to fund "god" and give our cash to the Salvation Army.
ReplyDelete"To all ye"? That's like saying "to I". "Ye" is nominative: the objective would be "you." If you're going to use "King James" English, for goodness' sake, get the grammar right.
ReplyDeleteIt just adds yet another layer of crumminess to the whole thing.
Maybe God should think about getting PayPal. That would take care of the whole cash/credit debate.
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