"The trees of the Lord are full of sap."

submitted by Becca McNew, TN
And if you judge by our church signs, the churches of the Lord are full of saps. Sadly.

"If you don't think God has a sense of humor, look in the mirror."
submitted by Becca McNew, TN
Oh, and come visit our church, you ugly &^%^%#$.

Couldn't they reference the platypus, the ostrich, or Jan and Paul from Trinity Broadcasting instead of potential parishioners? Or, better yet, why even tell the world that God has a sense of humor? "Oh, well if that's true, I had better turn to Him."

"Close the crackhouse, not the church house."
submitted by Becca McNew, TN
Well...that would explain some of these signs.

Thanks to Becca, first time contributor, wife of a friend, friend of a favorite former student, and new church sign friend. It's complicated.

See the catergorized archives at the Crummy Church Sign website.

Keep 'em coming.