submitted separately by Tracy Roach and Beth Peterson, Central SC
Whoever said Christianity and the sciences don't get along?!?
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submitted by Erik Young, sign from Harshorne, OK
Jesus is mad, this I know. For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones make him insane. When He comes, He'll bring the pain.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
Yes, Jesus is mad.
The Bible tells me so.
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submitted by Mike Harras, Regina, SK, Canada
Does the FCC cover the internet, too? Maybe I will just reserve comment on this one....
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"Ghosts have the power to impersonate dead people."
submitted by Mike Harras, Regina, SK, Canada
Not to delve to deeply into pseudo-psycho-science....but aren't ghosts supposed to be dead people? I mean, if you can't even get your BAD philosophy right on a church sign, what hope does the real stuff have inside a church?!?
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"Thanksgiving comes early this year. You're welcome."
submitted by David Finch, DC
From the First Church of Patting Ourselves on the Back.
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"we like sheep"
submitted by unjust, sign from St. Peter, MN
Apparently, some pranksters stole the letters from the words "All" and "have gone astray" from this sign. Heh heh.
At least I sure hope that's why this sign says what it does.
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"Hell is hotter than August and a lot longer."
submitted by Jennifer Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
Since when is hell a time period?
O Lord, we pray that you save us from bad theology and crummy church signs.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a real prayer. Not even trying to be funny. [sigh]