"Laughter makes a person complete"

submitted by Micah Larsen (Micah's Blog)
Then why do these hilarious church signs make me feel so empty inside?

I wonder if that one was a sermon title....

"If everything is coming at you, you're in the wrong lane."
submitted by Micah Larsen
Or you're in Britain.

"If Jesus is in your heart, please tell your face."
submitted by Micah Larsen
Finally, a church that is sick and tired of all its parishoners being....ugly? Deformed?

"Take the time to look around and see all the happiness the world has to offer."
submitted by Micah Larsen
Then cling to this world like grim death, as if it is the only thing that can possibly hold meaning in your life.

"See all the happiness the world has to offer": Dontcha think Jesus would have had a much higher quality of life if he had taken this perspective?

"God is good without the extra 'o' "
submitted AND reviewed by Scott Hartman, Sprinfield MO
And Satan is Stan without the extra 'a' .

"Jesus loves you: deal with it."
submitted by Emily Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
But do not (under any circumstances) allow him to deal with you.

"A strong fish goes against the flow."
submitted by Jennifer Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
...in order to mate. Is this really the message we want to send to our young people?

Thanks to Micah, coming strong with the first time submissions. I have been working hard on the next phase of this blog, so forgive the increasingly more infrequent updates. I am almost done, and it should all be worth it. :)

Keep 'em coming.