Tuesday, January 16, 2007

"The only ghost around here is holy"

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire, TN
Have people been coming to this church expecting to see Casper or (worse yet) Patrick Swayze?

"Don't Just Mark Your Bible Let It Mark You"
submitted by Mary Beth M., GA
New! NIV Bible with skin engraver! Only $19.95! Call now, operators are standing by!

“Anger can get you in trouble. After all, it’s only a letter away from Danger.”
submitted by Beau S.
I hear there's a similar reason why the funk can get you in trouble, too.

Keep 'em coming.

8 comments:

  1. “Anger can get you in trouble. After all, it’s only a letter away from Danger.”

    It's also only a letter away from Manger.

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  2. And one letter away from Ranger. Go Army!

    Sometimes I feel like I'm in Wisconsin, there's so much cheese around here.

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  3. The only ghost around here is holy.

    But we have a large selection of unholy werewolves and vampires.

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  4. Ahhh, too late with the manger joke.
    Doesn't it always happen that way?

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  5. And anger is only 2 letters away from badger! Which means if we get really angry, the mad badgers will take over, and we can't have that.

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  6. My turn! Anger is but one letter change away from "angel."

    njakuvd: Inuit word for man who posts more on someone else's blog than his own.

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  7. Anger is only one letter short of ranger...as in Walker Texas Ranger!! Chuck don''t put up with no mess!

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