Monday, January 29, 2007

This is the kind of sign we get when the V.A. starts handing out Viagra....

submitted AND thread titled by f.c. Miss Kitty, GA
This church puts the "luck" in potluck dinners, if you know what I mean...

"Where are you going when you're not going to heaven?
submitted by frequent contributor Les DuLunch, GA
"WHEN"? What have they heard about us?!?

"Give the TV the boot, and you'll make more loot."
submitted by Les DuLunch, GA. Reviewed by his wife.
That's not what TBN tells me.

"New year. New day. Same God."
submitted AND reviewed by Les DuLunch, GA.
What am I supposed to say to that? Two outta three ain't bad?

"Life is an echo. You receive back what you send out."
This was at a baptist church...I guess their three sacraments are now baptism, Lord's Supper, and....karma?

"New Sermon Series: 'Why Be Baptist?' "
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire, TN
And as for "Why not?": Well, signs like this, I guess.

"We Follow the Prince of Peace. Join Us!"
"Let There Be Peace on Earth and Let it Begin With Us"
Opposite sides of the same sign.
submitted and asst. reviewed by Emily Bezaire, TN
Well, make up your minds. Does it begin with YOU or this "Prince of Peace" character??
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Please keep sending them in.

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4 comments:

  1. DieselJanuary 29, 2007 at 8:19 AM

    "Give the TV the boot, and you'll make more loot."

    Not watching enough TV is a root of all evil.

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  2. Joel B.January 29, 2007 at 9:52 AM

    Yes...I'm glad to see that church had its priorities in order, too.

    Not "Give the TV the boot and you'll have more family time" or "Give the TV the boot and you'll spend more time with God."

    Nope. More loot.

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  3. Les DuLunchJanuary 29, 2007 at 4:40 PM

    I didn't think of my reply till today, but I just channeled Dr. Seuss and came up with:
    The love of loot is all evil's root.

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  4. Miss KittyJanuary 30, 2007 at 9:36 AM

    I've lived TV-less since 2004 and am much happier for it. Not richer, of course, but I get a lot more done when I'm at home.

    Thanks for the thread title, Joel. PotLUCK dinners, LOL!

    I took the "staying power" pic in Columbus, GA, which is near Fort Benning--thousands of veterans in the area.

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