"Holding back the wrath of God"

submitted by Sean M.
That church must have one *&%*& of a weight room/fitness center.

"Find Heaven in '07"
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney, OK
Uh-oh. Somebody is looking to "off" Rev. Kenney, it would appear. Not to mention everyone that drives past that church.
Full time staff employed at that church: Pastor, Secretary, Worship leader, and Sniper.

"God Called.
What did you say?
Huh-Oh."
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
So, we have one church sniping at passers-by, and another one wire-tapping their phones. Nice.

Isn't it supposed to be "Uh-oh"?

"Next year is now."
submitted by Beau S.
This sign proudly brought to you by January 9, 2008.

Keep 'em coming.