submitted by Rev. Randall H., FL
I'm confused....so they're saying I should stop rifling through the corpse's pockets?!?
One day they will invent "buzzaard" proof caskets and the need for signs like this will diminish.
"My way IS the highway"
submitted by Paul Rowse, Victoria, Australia
Further proof that orange barrels are from the devil.
Allen's Better Review (from the comments): This explains why so many folks on the highway are driving like a bat out of Hell.
"In eternity, what will your crown be made of: fire or jewels?"
submitted by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire, TN
Wow...so now hell is giving out crowns. Whoever is running the promotions department down there is REALLY on the ball. That is a shot across the bow of The Competition for sure. Heaven is sure to respond with an offer of "Free Pitchfork with Paid Admission!"
"Sometimes some knee-ology is as good as some theology."
Take the author of this sign for instance: Rather than pummel him with theology, I would like to pummel him with some knee-ology, right in the....well, you get the idea.
"Sunrise is God's way of telling us to 'lighten up'."
submitted by Rev. Larry B., Asheville, NC
And sunset is God's way of telling us to crash and burn.
Keep 'em coming.
It's sad to see modern churches' backlash against theology. I guess we really don't need to know the Bible as long as we can all sing "Jesus Loves Me".
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'd love to do a guest review. That makes me kind of nervous. You're a tough act to follow.
I love the last one.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting 2 distinct messages from sign #1:
ReplyDeleteA) Don't be like a buzzaard. (those are the vultures that shriek "AARD!" right?)
B) Only come to church when someone is dead.
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"My way IS the highway"
This explains why so many folks on the highway are driving like a bat out of Hell.
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"Sometimes some knee-ology is as good as some theology."
"And if the light that is in you is darkness, how great is that darkness!"
verification word: "sudnbu" - a word invented to infuriate dislexics
If the sunrise is God's way of saying lighten up, is sunset God's way of saying we need to somber the mood?
ReplyDeleteAllen...
ReplyDeleteYour bat out of hell review is better than mine. It's hitting the main page.
Snifty!
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