submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VAWe tried using The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, but it just wasn't working out for everyone.
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VAQuestions about hell at 9:45.
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VABring water...lots of water.
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VAI am! William Shatner! Watch! Me! Act!
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VASame time next year!
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"Choose this day who will serve you. - Founding Fathers"
submitted by frequent contributor Amanda
Look, if I get to choose who is serving me, you better believe it's gonna be someone with a better figure than John Quincy Adams...
...like my wife.
(see how I just did that? very clever of me.....)
Admittedly, I liked contributor Amanda's review of the above sign, which was (and I quote):
"??????????"
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"It's nice to be important - more important to be nice."
submitted by frequent contributor Amanda
...but more nice to be important.
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Pretty easy day for me. A lot of "CTRL-C, CTRL-V", and the rest of the signs practically wrote reviews for themselves.
Not quite through with Duane's submissions, so I might work up the wherewithal to do a weekend post. If not, see ya Monday!
It's nice to be humor-blogs.com -- more important to be humor-blogs.com
Keep 'em coming.
Who would have known the state of Virginia had so many atrocious church signs?
ReplyDeleteDuane spends a lot of time in Michigan, too, so a lot of his pictures are from there.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, who knew Michigan had so much crumminess (well.. on their church signs at least...)
Genesis, Exodus, Lev... oh, Leave it to cuss!
ReplyDeleteMy wife spent her entire life in Michigan, so we visit up there a lot. The crumminess up there abounds (as you can see). This latest batch of submissions came from our two week long trip in July.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, there still is high-grade crumminess in Virginia that has yet to be sent up :)
Just a warning -- we'll be going back up there in November :)
I have a question about heaven - how do the angels not wind up getting sucked into the engines of passing airplanes?
ReplyDeleteI demand to know!
There's one in my neighborhood in Dallas-
ReplyDelete"Jesus died for MySpace in Heaven."
Oooh, yeah!
Ouch. That one's getting reviewed.
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