Monday, September 3, 2007

Now that it's September....

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix
Apparently, Jesus mandate to be "salt and light" had calendary limitations.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Scott Gordon
Did He leave me something in this will of His? Is that why I should be thankful?!?
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submitted by Jerry Webber
Yeah...being omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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submitted by Jerry Webber
I was afraid they were going to say that.
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submitted by Josh Axelrad, NYC
...ever since He took over from that previous God that screwed everything up.
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9 comments:

  1. JoelSeptember 3, 2007 at 7:46 AM

    So, is the Madison Avenue Baptist Church saying that they were under different management in 7 a.d. or possibly that this church predates the Baptist church itself or even European Christians. And is it just me or does the "v" in avenue look like a "B" what is an Abenue anyway?? did the guy who named it have a cold that day?.....hmmm all very useless questions.

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  2. Miss KittySeptember 3, 2007 at 8:48 AM

    It's hard out here for Jehovah.

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  3. Joel B.September 3, 2007 at 8:59 AM

    ...by the John 3:16 Mafia

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  4. lfarSeptember 3, 2007 at 9:18 AM

    I'm so glad now that it's Sept, I can finally stop making a difference!

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  5. Joel B.September 3, 2007 at 9:25 AM

    September: The Selfish Month

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  6. Zoning Out AgainSeptember 3, 2007 at 12:07 PM

    Hi Joel!
    Listen I just wanted to thank you for the idea of VoiceThread!!!
    I'm using it to enhance my skills for a new position my company created for me. Anyhow, I was just over there and I wanted to let you know that the voice thread you created about your dad and his artwork is listed under the most viewed category!!! WOo hoO! Congrats!

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  7. Joel B.September 4, 2007 at 4:54 AM

    Thanks for the info ZOA. It's a pretty cool application.

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  8. nevaSeptember 4, 2007 at 5:24 AM

    "I was afraid they were going to say that"???? HAHAHAHAHA. (sorry, but this is another hilarious post -- and that line, in particular, just cracked me up!)

    SPEAKING of hilarious posts -- TODAYS' SNARKY SPORTS OFFERING is one for the books! (seriously it's fall down on the cold ceramic tile floor laughing out loud 'til ya choke, funny!)

    just sayin'... i loveloveloved it! ; )

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  9. T$September 4, 2007 at 7:20 PM

    I know it's wrong...but that worry one got me choked up...

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