Thursday, September 20, 2007

Blessed is Gumby?

submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VA
That's how we treat our theology, anyways.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VA
But He didn't say Simon Peter Says!!
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VA
Finally I've found a church that doesn't close for the summer!!

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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VA
They're having the Food 'n Meat Co-Op and the Big Yard Sale but NOT the Jamboree?!? How dare they!!!

Joel's note: I've often said the best church signs are ones that show how the church is working in and around the community. While I appreciate all that this church is apparently doing, advertising what you're NOT doing isn't exactly the way to go. In other words this sign isn't terribly crummy but I liked Duane's review, so there it is.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane Brown, VA
Only if you're completely out of other options, though.
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"Tell someone about Jesus and you will both grow."
submitted by frequent contributor Jamie Dunbar, MS
What about the non-Christian that reads this sign?

"Lemmee tell you about this guy I don't believe in....I've heard it'll help us both out."

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I still have more signs from this week's MVP Duane Brown. Check back tomorrow!

Tell someone about humor-blogs.com and you will both grow.

Keep 'em coming.

4 comments:

  1. If loving this crumminess is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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  2. I think there's a praise song in there somewhere....

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  3. "Blessed are the flexible..."

    Worship 10AM
    Sunday School 11AM
    Yoga 12 Noon

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  4. Is there some Scriptural principle that says we must abandon good grammar?
    "...For they shall not be bent out of shape" perhaps?
    I guess if I were more flexible, such things wouldn't get to me.

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