However, I am SO backlogged on church signs, that I have to put some of this crumminess out there today, or I'll never catch up. So here goes:
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixTheir having a little trouble with they're homonyms.
Though I guess two outta three ain't bad.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixGranted, it's hard to put fine print on a church sign.
Did the other side say "Grace is earned and undeserved" ?!?
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixI is!
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“We don’t teach philosophy or theology.”
submitted by new contributor Shauna H.
...but our scrapbooking classes are world famous!
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And finally for today, not a church sign, but.........
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixYeah....that's what everybody thinks.
Sigh.
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hahahaha. you are two-for-two today, Joel! i don't know where to start with the signs you've featured here... maybe i should come back after i take a shower and/or rinse my I's out with Visine. (being of the impure/foggy visioned persuasion, and all...) ; )
ReplyDeleteFree and conditional. Is that like those ads where it says FREE with a little tiny asterisk and then you can never find what the asterisk refers to?
ReplyDeleteYeah, maybe there's a lifetime contract involved, or something shudder
ReplyDelete"If Jesus come today..." is an example of what is referred to in grammar as a "present intensive." Referred to by drunken grammarians, anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter if Jesus come to day, yester day, or to morrow, because I is saved, freely and conditionally!
ReplyDeleteWell any fool can see you all is saved. I sees.
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