How to find true friendship:

"A friend is someone you can use and, when you do, use him good."
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah A.
I'd hate to see their definition of "enemy".

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"Need home improvement? Bring your family to church."
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah A.
Pastor Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, and Deacon Al.

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"Fathers are the soul support of children."
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah A.
Screw you, moms.

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"Walk by faith, not by site."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jack M.
Wow, I guess it really isn't all about location, location, location.

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"God is not my crutch. He's my defibrillator."
submitted by Mary E.
I'm guessing this sign caused any potential visitors to "clear" out.

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