"Now hiring church sign writer"submitted by new contributor Leo C.
There are about 900 reasons on this very website as to why the last one got may have been fired.
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"Accept Jesus or take the heat."submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
Unless the count is 3-0, in which case you should always be sitting "dead red".
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"If you're pretending, stop attending."
submitted by MaryBeth S.
This must be what they call one'a them there "Seeker Sensitive" churches.
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"Don't get parched. Let God reign on you."
submitted by new contributor Jenn L.
Let's ask Noah how that turned out for him...
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Well, this is the first new post since I added PhotoCrank. There's been some solid ones added to the archives, but let's see what you people can do with the two pictures in this post. I started you off with one on the first sign.
More crumminess tomorrow...
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Unless the count is 3-0, in which case you should always be sitting "dead red".
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"If you're pretending, stop attending."
submitted by MaryBeth S.
This must be what they call one'a them there "Seeker Sensitive" churches.
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"Don't get parched. Let God reign on you."
submitted by new contributor Jenn L.
Let's ask Noah how that turned out for him...
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Well, this is the first new post since I added PhotoCrank. There's been some solid ones added to the archives, but let's see what you people can do with the two pictures in this post. I started you off with one on the first sign.
More crumminess tomorrow...
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"If your pretending, stop attending."
ReplyDeleteWTF????? That must be one empty church!! Freakin hypocrites!!!!
I dislike when people become so judgemental that they know who is pretending and who is not!!! God can work on anybody and this proves that this church likes to shut out the Holy Spirit!!! You never know who is having a heart change! Besides man looks at the outside while God likes at a mans heart!!
That is my 2 cents!
With my heart in His hands
Shauna
Maybe you should apply for that job...
ReplyDeleteI read "Church Sign Writer" as "Church Sign Waiter" and was about to erupt in a fountain of WTF.
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