Monday, June 23, 2008

Sarcasm: Always a Great Idea on a Church Sign!

"I thought it didn't matter what you believed - right?"
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
No, no, you got it all wrong: It doesn't matter what you believe.


Also: Dexter's Original Pentacostal Church. Don't settle for imitations!

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"Prayer is time not talking"
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
And the sermon is time not listening?

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"Good intentions without actions are worthless"
submitted AND reviewed by Miriam F.
The best part, Miriam says, is that the other side was blank.

They must have had good intentions to fill it...

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"What if Jesus came yesterday and..."
submitted by Meghan S.
"Perhaps he was dictating?"
"Oh, shut up."

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The last time I asked you to identify the pop culture reference, I got reprimanded because it was too easy.

So just never mind this time! :P

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3 comments:

  1. and if he died writing it he wouldn't bother to write "aaaaaaarrrrgggghhh"

    :-)

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  2. Ahhh. Thanks Arlene. I didn't get the reference until I read your comment....

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  3. "Lord, teach us to pray. But no talking, okay?"

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