VOTE for your favorite comment!

D.J. Williams:
"The Rahab Story: Misapplication 2,564"

Keva:
"Hey, as long as you're on your knees you might as well do double duty."

Allen's Brain:
"Oh yeah, planting helps too."

Rev. Arnold Hendrix:
"This sounds like a job for...Santa Claus!"

Brad:
"Who knew you could harvest penicillin?"

given:
"Well, except for you Sally. You're the virgin sacrifice in case the "hoeing" doesn't pan out."

Kadi:
"Just make sure to avoid fertilization."

kq:
"Hosea's admonition to Gomer during a season of drought."

Eric P:
"Overheard in the Sign Committee meeting: 'Sure, that's a great slogan. It's inspirational, and Joel and his friends couldn't possibly find any double entendres in a simple garden implement.' "

Poke:
"Because God always has a few Tricks up his sleeve."

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I'd like to thank Poke and Brad, whose various comments made me laugh out loud no less than three times each. Of course, I had to pick their best ones to be represented in the contest. There were lots of other great ones, too. Thanks to everyone for their efforts!

Get your votes in by Thursday midnight, and I'll declare a winner on Friday.

In the meantime, plenty of crumminess all week. Stay tuned!

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