Come, and I will make you fishers of crumminess:

"Don't open a can of worms unless you are going fishing!"
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Well...Jesus was always fond of a good fishing metaphor...


...or a bad one?

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"Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow, but today of strength!"
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Yeah, your tomorrow is gonna suck regardless. Just go with it.

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"When you get to your wits end you'll find God there."
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Coincidentally, when we get to God's wits end, we'll find you.

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"If the truth hurts, then it's wrong."
submitted by Melissa G.
Yes, it's best to just flatter everyone all the time.

Oh. Wait...

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