Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learning how...

"Join us in surfin through the scriptures."
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Dude, you like totally bit it in Malachi. It was soooooo rad.

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"Before you drop a verbal bomb: Consider collateral damage."
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Same thing when you fart. Please?!?

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"Jesus believes in you."
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Well, I should hope so. He made me, after all. He ought to know I exist.

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"Peter: 'Do I forgive 7 times?' Jesus: 'Keep multiplying'"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Micah L.
What does procreation has to do with forgiveness?

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"The Lost Miracle of Jesus"
submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.
They just found the remains of 12 baskets full of bread and fish. I think Geraldo was there for the reveal.

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