Don't wear your "Sunday Best" this week:

"Removing weeds from gardens. Matthew 13."
submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries
It's a new concept in church services: You perform manual labor around the church grounds while the sermon is pumped out over loudspeakers.


Note: What's interesting is the parable in Matthew 13 is the parable of the wheat and tares, similar to the one referenced in the previous post (the "...bearded darnel" sign.) However, that parable isn't meant to be about how we remove "weeds" from "gardens". At least, that's not how Jesus explained it.

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"Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait!"
seen here on Flickr by frequent contributor Ironic Catholic
And gluttony is a vice that carries a lot of....oh, never mind.

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"In Sweden, it is illegal to teach a seal to balance a ball on it's nose."
submitted AND reviewed by Minh N.
....but here in America, have we got a show for you!!


(Man, I wish there was a picture of this one...)

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"Save money on gas: Walk with God."
submitted AND reviewed by Kendra N.
Disclaimer: Walking with God will not actually save you money on gas.

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Finally for today: I need submissions , ESPECIALLY picture submissions. So if some of my frequent contributors out there are sitting on a stockpile, this would be a great time to send 'em in. As of now, I have Monday's post covered and that's it! It's been a while since I've been this short. I chalk it up to summer doldrums (it happened last summer as well, I believe). Just remember to take your cameras with you on your family vacations to snap pictures of all the crumminess!

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