"You'll notice a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out."submitted by frequent contributor Richard S.
You'll notice that's also the only time it gets its head lopped off.
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"Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?"submitted by frequent contributor Richard S.
This blog is proof that this sign is untrue :)
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"Why is the person who invests your money called a broker?"submitted by frequent contributor Richard S.
Don't mind them: They're just bitter after they invested their entire savings into Mervyn's.
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"A penny saved is a government oversight."submitted by frequent contributor Richard S.
Enjoy that tax-exempt status while it lasts!
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Thanks to Richard for the mother lode of church signs. Richard thinks this church has heard about my site and is just after the free publicity.
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I need your help! As well as continuing to click the smiley button below this paragraph, I am once again a finalist in Diesel's caption contest. Go vote for the funniest caption!
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Hmmm, Joel-- your caption in the contest misquoted Tim Gunn and I don't know if I can support that. ;) "Make it work".
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. I was hoping either Diesel would fix it or would pick one of my other captions. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I didn't even notice that. Maybe I can still fix it and people won't notice.
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