"Open mouth. Insert Grace."submitted AND reviewed by new contributor AmberSwan R.
I just hope you know where that grace has been.
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"Have faith in Christ. He put His faith in you."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Scott G.
And Jesus, don't forget to wake us up before you go-go.
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"Isaiah 63: 7-9. A thin line between love and hate"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombat
God is love. Just don't push Him over the line.
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Sorry to single you out, Dawn, but would it kill you to use a little Clearasil?
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"We only fail when we quit"
submitted by new contributor Chris R.
"Enter in, thou good and faithful servant. At least you tried."
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"After death what's your address?"
submitted by frequent contributor Shauna H.
Well, I've always dreamed of retiring to some place warm....
Wait! No!
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"We only fail when we quit"
submitted by new contributor Chris R.
"Enter in, thou good and faithful servant. At least you tried."
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"After death what's your address?"
submitted by frequent contributor Shauna H.
Well, I've always dreamed of retiring to some place warm....
Wait! No!
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All churches must now assemble a board of advisers comprised of ten 12 year old boys. This board will review all church signs ideas, in order to weed out the accidental - but glaringly obvious - sexual double entendre that our clueless pastors and bumbling church secretaries miss. If the boys giggle at the idea, it is denied.
ReplyDeleteAll in favor, say aye.
Insert Grace
ReplyDelete"he put his faith in you"
Is that what they're calling it now?
I think that first one is supposed to a reference to Colossians 4:6.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what the "thin line" sign has to do with that Isaiah text. Anybody?