submitted by Glacial SpainWell instead of trying to change the sign daily, they should move to weekly.
(Except that most church signs are already done "weakly".)
HAR!
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.Their preacher must get really tired.
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.Your character, maybe.
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"We are open between Easter and Christmas"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
...but from Christmas to Easter, we're closed.
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Maybe the stress is caused by trying to figure which denomination to belong to as the permanent sign advertises one denomination and the changeable sign advertises another. From the website, it looks like they use the same physical church structure.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda subverts the idea of being able to have joy in the Lord and lay your burdens at his feet. Why not just say "No longer in use. http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/"
In another matter altogether take a look at this from their website:
"April 13 'Side Effects May Include Heartburn'
Luke 24:13-35
Dr. Phil Johnson
*Communion Sunday, potluck following service, all are welcome!"
Is that really a potluck that I would want to attend?
I wonder if that first sign is actually an apology for previous signs that caused too much stress on passersby.
ReplyDelete"We're always open; you just can't get here."
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