Poke:
"And for the love of God, cover up your melons, Shiela!"
St. Schizophrenia:
"Actually, I have no use for songs about milk and honey, crab apples or not."
Tara:
"Unfortunately, this month's potluck was not the success everyone had hoped for."
Quilly:
"Because you're pissing off the bees and curdling the milk."
Dan:
"Unfortunately, the sign committee broke cardinal rule #1: Never vote on a sign when you're hungry."
Kadi:
"Join the Wadded Panties Choir and lay your burdens at the cross (and on the ears of the congregation!)
msforster:
"I think we're living more in the land of beer and corn chips these days.
Eric P:
"Crushed by the negative reviews, "Exodus: The Musical" closed later that week."
Wes K.:
"...because you can't participate in the produce competition and the talent show at the same time; they're on opposite ends of the fairground."
gridlock:
"Only ladies with coconuts or larger are allowed to sing."
More crumminess all week! Stay tuned!
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Eric P. has the best one hands down.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Eric P. as well, but it was a tough choice. All-around high quality snarkiness this time.
ReplyDeleteJoel, how did you get a button for Compassion donations? We just adopted a child from them and I'd like to put a button on my blog.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm surprised no one said (or did we all think it was too obvious?):
ReplyDelete"...And no point putting up a church sign when you're nuts."
Top quality snarkiness all round. You all should be...proud...?
ReplyDeleteI love that we can vote now! Tie Eric and Tara, both very good at not making the obvious(yet very funny) snark.
ReplyDeleteThis is quickly becoming the highlight of my week. How sad is that?
ReplyDeletePoke