I just imagine sitting before the Pearly Gates at a desk three sizes too small, with nothing but a #2 pencil and a piece of paper. The paper, of course, has one question:
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Do You Love Jesus And Accept Him As Your Savior?
Please make sure to fill in the bubble completely.
Yes
No
Please return your paper to St. Peter upon completion.
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Nicely done, Beau.
Keep 'em coming.
Of course, anyone who's not Baptist and a Republican doesn't even get a pencil.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaaaaa! This one has me laughing SO hard. Way to go Joel & Niles!
ReplyDeleteYou rock Niles! Unfortunately, you have the question all wrong, Joel. It actually goes like this:
ReplyDelete"A train leave Chicago travelling at 45 miles an hour..."
spookyrach - I knew doing those problems was going to come in handy some day. Score an eternal A+ for me!
ReplyDeleteSilly me, I had this crazy idea that I'd already failed the test and had to get somebody else to take it for me. I must have totally missed the point of Christianity.