submitted by soon to be added frequent contributor Chuck S.
Phew! As in "Phew! That was a close call, as I was nearly sideswiped by a tractor trailer while trying to read the entire contents of that church sign!"
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submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
Good idea. In fact, I think I know where we can find some kindling....
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"Just because we come from dirt doesn't mean we should wallow in it."
submitted by soon to be added frequent contributor Kyle E., AL
I wasn't aware that there was a large contingent of churchgoers who who feel that we should wallow in it. Or non-churchgoers, for that matter.
"What is politically correct may not be Biblically correct"
submitted by soon to be added frequent contributor Kyle E., AL
Don't mind us, world; it's just our little built-in excuse for being a bunch of jerks.
"Be thankful for dirty dishes, because that means you have food to eat."
submitted AND reviewed by soon to be....oh you know.... Adam from AskingY
Well, I guess my wife and I have a lot to be thankful for at our house.
Note about that last sign: Though there are less corny ways of saying it...they're right. Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
God Bless.
Keep 'em coming.
Just goes to show that people toss around phrases and don't know what they mean (i.e., "politically correct"). That bugs the ^%$# out of me.
ReplyDeleteGood bunch of signs.
If the world is cold, start a fire? What the heck does that even mean?
ReplyDeleteFor the next one, they could also use "Just because we're descended from monkeys doesn't mean we have to act like them." I bet that would get some attention.
BTW, Joel and Joel's faithful readers, you are all invited to participate in the
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When I was a kid my Mom had a plaque in her kitchen with the little poem:
ReplyDeleteThank God for dirty dishes,
They have a tale to tell;
While others are going hungry,
We're eating very well.
I can't believe I remember that twenty-five years later.