submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
But it only happens on alternating nights, so watch out!!
"Firefighters rescue. Only Jesus saves."
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
Part of a 5-week series of crummy church signs featured on this marquee, including:
"Paramedics give CPR. Only Jesus saves."
"Archivists retain old data. Only Jesus saves."
"Goalies stop pucks. Only Jesus saves."
"Secretaries back up their files. Only Jesus saves."
Keep 'em coming.
How about this one:
ReplyDeleteMariano Rivera doesn't even save as well as Jesus saves!
D'oh! I forgot my favorite definition of "save" (I was a pitcher in college)....
ReplyDelete"Mariano finishes ball games. Only Jesus saves."
Thanks Christine