Recently seen Crummy Church Signs....

submitted by new contributor Rich S.
Oooh! Ooooh! I want to play!

Ahem...

"Recently seen license plate RTG 564"

Nah...wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.

Note: It's "Seventy Times Seven". I'm sure that it makes complete sense to the average passer-by.


“The right train of thought can take you to a better station in life.”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL
Alright, I think I’m insanely wealthy and have the body of a supermodel…hey, it’s not working!

Joel's note: Also, the wrong train of thought takes you to where Snidely Whiplash is tying Nell to the tracks. Not a pretty sight.

“Don’t plan the future with a rear-view mirror.”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL
But it works well enough for checking my makeup.

“You can’t walk backward into the future.”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL
But you can drive there if you have a DeLorean.

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL
What sunshine is to popcicles, this sign is to intelligence and common sense.


Please note: I am thinking of asking Nickie to take over the entire Crummy Church Signs Project, as she clearly has hit the mother lode of never-before-submitted signs, and she is snarkier than I am anyways (which isn't easy to accomplish). All in favor, say "Aye".

Keep 'em coming.