submitted by Adam from AskingY
and, not to be outdone....
"Give thank's unto God"
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Sigh...just read them yourselves.
"No excuse for sin! The devil is your enemy-but Jesus is your friend!"
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Is the first sentence supposed to be related to the second? Why not: "No excuse for poor driving! Moses led the children of Israel through the wilderness!"
"Thanks be to God. New hours."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile AL
Wow...attendance must have really sucked before this joyous announcement.
"Jesus is Lord of the Harvest."
submitted AND asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Well...as long as He doesn't go all "Michael Flatley" on us, I guess that's OK.
"Salvation: don't leave life without it!"
submitted AND reviewed by Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Don't forget to lock your doors and turn off the iron either.
Nickie took time out of her busy wedding planning schedule to send a boatload of signs....so no more excuses, people! :)
Keep 'em coming.
Way to go, Nickie! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI take it this relieves your pre-wedding stress? I hope so. I'm not even engaged, and the church-sign thing helps me feel less stressed. Or maybe I have too much time on my hands.
Yep. The apostrophes are killing me.
That first pic is from "Freedom Fellowship." Has Jesus set us free from the laws of punctuation and grammar as well?
ReplyDeleteCome for the misplaced apostrophe, stay for the bad pun!
ReplyDeleteIt's a little known fact that the entire Bible is actually comprised of retooled versions of Babylonian insurance ads.
Shouldn't that title be Its "Apostrophe's Tuesday" here at CCS!?
ReplyDeleteThat last sign reminds me of a common acronym:
ReplyDeleteBasic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
But trust me, anyone who calls the Bible basic has never really studied it. And anyone with the gall to refer to it as an instruction manual doesn't really understand the purpose. They might as well be living under the law.