submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor David Finch, DC So if my goal is to pay my mortgage and my taxes on time, that's a dream? I feel tingly all over with anticipation!
Joel, while I hope that you don't have unrealistic dreams of paying your mortgage and taxes on time, I must ask, what is the consequence for not meeting your deadline?
A life of sorrow and regret marked by discarded aspirations and empty gin bottles, that's what.
By the way, when did church marquees become motivational self-help books?
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Gregory, church signs became motivational self help books about 3 seconds after the final rivet went into the first one and the switch was thrown, turning the lights on.
"on that one"
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Whew. That is beyond crummy.
ReplyDeleteMy dream is to sprout wings & fly. What sort of deadline's ont hat one?
Joel, while I hope that you don't have unrealistic dreams of paying your mortgage and taxes on time, I must ask, what is the consequence for not meeting your deadline?
ReplyDeleteA life of sorrow and regret marked by discarded aspirations and empty gin bottles, that's what.
By the way, when did church marquees become motivational self-help books?
ognziso (n) - A Blogospherian delicacy prepared with satire, snark, and a little bit of hard truth.
And failures are dreams that have been put out of their misery.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Gregory, church signs became motivational self help books about 3 seconds after the final rivet went into the first one and the switch was thrown, turning the lights on.
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