submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA ...and when he drives, he talks on his cell phone while applying make-up in the rearview mirror and merging onto the interstate at 35 mph. Sound familiar? It's Satan!
In fact, it's best not to give a ride to anyone, in case it's Satan. In fact, don't ever help anybody you don't know, just to be safe.
Joel, as luck would have it, I have just posted my California Driver Test. I didn't include any questions about determining if a hitchhiker is the devil though. Pity.
All those dippy teenage girls and old folks getting behind the wheel are actually the Dark Lord himself? Ha! I knew it!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, it's best not to give a ride to anyone, in case it's Satan. In fact, don't ever help anybody you don't know, just to be safe.
ReplyDeleteJoel, as luck would have it, I have just posted my California Driver Test. I didn't include any questions about determining if a hitchhiker is the devil though. Pity.