Saturday, November 25, 2006

Considering how well the first Crusades went....




















submitted by Dylan Wilbanks, Seattle. Sign from AL
Hm. Is this a Crusade for the kids or against the kids?


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submitted AND reviewed by Dylan Wilbanks, Seattle
Especially don't worry about spelling. (Nor did they pray about it, from the looks of things.)
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submitted by Dylan Wilbanks, Seattle, WA. Sign from AL
Debate? No. Argue violently? Perhaps...


"In your right hand, there are pleasures forever."
Seen here by the Ironic Catholic
And if your right hand gets tired or hurt, you can always switch to your left.

Please not the complete innocuousness of my last review. If you took it someplace inappropriate...well, that's on your conscience :)


"We got one."
Seen here by the Ironic Catholic
In an outrrrageous French accent: "Heh heh...I told them we already got one!! *snicker snicker*"


If only that last sign were at a castle instead of a church...


"With the return to standard time, it's time to get some standards."
submitted by Bethany K. from Bethaniqua
Except, apparently, on our church signs.


"If you want God in your family, try joining His."
And with such kind hearted people as we are in the family, why on earth would you not want to?!?


"If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life isn't"
What if it's falling apart because someone is using the pages to roll joints?


Keep 'em coming.

8 comments:

  1. Re: sign #1....

    Yeah, especially the Children's Crusade.

    [sighing]

    Don't they know mentioning the Crusades is a big no-no now?

    LT

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  2. Will the kids in the crusade be wearing these?

    ;-)

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  3. Well, of course they will be Rev. Kenney. :)

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  4. I like the Kid's Crusade idea, but they could make it a little more friendly. Maybe add "Muslims welcome!" on the bottom.

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  5. These are priceless!

    I especially like the comment about rolling joints with Bible pages. You've got a point there...

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  6. Humility (or low aspirations, take your pick) must be a strong suit of Bethel Baptist, since only one kid is involved.

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  7. Good find, Rachel. I hadn't noticed that :)

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  8. D'oh! I just noticed that myself. Can't believe I didn't see that earlier. Good eye, Rachel. That must be one lonely kid.

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