submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.
Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.
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submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.
Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.
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"Loyalty is one thing leaders canno't do without."
submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.
A sign that truly inspires confidence in the leadership.
Sometimes I canno't believe these signs....
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"To walk on water, you must first get out of the boat."
submitted by frequent contributor Aubree R.
Depends which boat.
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"To walk on water, you must first get out of the boat."
ReplyDeleteIt also helps if you wait until the lake freezes over.
What about Darwin Day?
ReplyDeleteTo walk on water, you must first... be Jesus. (Or maybe St. Peter, in a pinch.)
At least the first sign spelled "atheists" correctly. Remember, people, "a-", meaning not, "the[o]", meaning god, and "-ists"! Or, if it's easier to remember, "at", and then "heists". Picture some atheists at a heist, stealing from a Bible bookstore or something. (Of course, then you need to know how to spell "heists". But still. . . )
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And besides, I thought some Christians insisted that the atheist holiday is April Fools Day, since "The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" =P Some Christians these days. . . D=
They may not have any holidays, but they have great Sundays.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaarrrgghhhhhppbbbffttt.
An extra ten points if you make that noise out loud...
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Did anyone catch that the Lakewood Baptist sign is promoting modalism, the heresy that says God is only one person, not three: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit?
ReplyDeleteAs an atheist, I am getting pretty damn tired of working all the time without taking any holidays. Why couldn't I have been born a Christian?? Woe is me.
ReplyDeleteHey Joel! Congrats on the caption contest!!
ReplyDeletethanks for going first on my "link Love" post. God is a big fan of that. I don't know that for certain but it feels right
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Funny, the Institute for Humanist Studies is promoting them. See here:
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I think its funny in the article that the pollsters are "Pew Survey".
Oh, and holiday comes from Holy Day.
Fellow Christians, this is a disgrace how you are talking about other Christians work. Jeering and mocking what they are trying to do is not the way Jesus would have acted at all. Please reconsider the way you talk about fellow Christians work and encourage and build up other your brothers and sisters rather than the opposite. It is disheartening not just for those you are making fun of but for any Christian that sees their brothers and sisters (you guys) acting in such a way.
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