No, and I didn't get this sign either:

submitted by frequent contributor Micah
On my forehead?


Here's the verse referenced. Micah and I can't figure this one out at all. Any help??

EDIT: Allen has figured it out, visit the comments section for his answer. Others had some funny ideas, too, but I think Allen's is correct.
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submitted by frequent contributor Micah
Jesus won the victory...and now He's the Last Comic Standing here at Holy Humor Sunday! Congratulations, Jesus! Do you have anything to say?!?

Jesus: "Take my life....please!"
(Audience guffaws loudly...)

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submitted by frequent contributor Micah
Easiest of all is finding a way to avoid both options.
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submitted and asst. reviewed by new contributor Rev. Jim Parsons
Notice that they didn't put "Jesus Saves". That's because even He pays close to $3.50 for gas nowadays.
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"No disciple left behind."
submitted by Susannah
Well...maybe Judas. But that's all.
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"Raising the dead. Join us."
submitted by new contributor Jessica Z.
Common sense, come forth!
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Oh, and, since many of you asked via email or in the comment section:

"...because it's never as good when you get it in the can."

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