submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixAnd lust is like cranberry sauce...
(I'll censor myself here. If you feel like completing this joke, feel free to use the comments section. I feel there's a pretty obvious one hanging out there, just waiting for someone to knock it out of the park. Have at it...)
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submitted by new contributor Christy F....and you'll be sure to get to heaven!
Note: I thought at first this church was the "Seafood Church of Christ". That would've been better.
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submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.No wonder I'm always late.
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submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.Are they positive?
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"Get ready for the Easter frog."
submitted by new contributor Christy F.
Easter eggs aren't nearly as pretty when they come from a frog. Ew.
Oh, and....what the ^%&$ are they talking about?!?
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"I don't understand"
The Bible.
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Amy L.
Poor confused talking Bible!
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"It wasn't the rabbit. It was the Lamb."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
In the study. With the revolver.
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Another solid batch coming tomorrow, including one that neither I nor the contributor, Micah, have any idea what it means. Stay tuned!
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I thought it said Seafood church, too! That would be more fun. And we'd get those little plastic bibs with a picture of a lobster on them when we went up for communion?
ReplyDeleteDoes gravy cover the stench of pedophilia?
ReplyDeleteLisa: The bibs would be a must. And instead of wine, melted butter.
ReplyDeleteHoward: Not that. A lot of things (like the sign says), but not that.
Send a pessimist to work in Chernobyl; he can't be positive.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry
At the Seafood Assembly of God
Love is like melted butter
The Easter frof wishes you a "Hoppy Easter?"
ReplyDelete"He croaked, yet he lives?"
Maybe it's a transformation theme: tadpoles become frogs. I don't know.
Perhaps they've latched on to the corny "Fully Rely On God" slogan
The "It wasn't the rabbit" sign was actually so badly put together that the first couple times I saw it, I thought it said "It wasn't the Rabbi, it was the Lamb."
I'm so curious about that cranberry sauce comment...
ReplyDelete"A pessimist's blood type is always B negative," as opposed to an optimist's blood, which changes types frequently.
ReplyDeleteAnd how about this for the "lust is like cranberry sauce": It's good for maintaining prostate health.
I have heard that mud covers a multitude of sins. (Think do-it-yourself drywall installation...)
ReplyDeleteLust is like cranberry sauce: it's sour at first but it grows on you, there's not much use for it unless you are a turkey, and the stain lasts forever.
This is great...I especially loved "I don't understand" The Bible. I would have passed it by if not for the comment. classic.
ReplyDelete...it's sweet enough without adding any sugar? That's it, right?
ReplyDeleteLust is like cranberry sauce...it can be jellied or whole berry? It sometimes has raisins and walnuts in it? The Beatles sang about it in one of their songs?
ReplyDeleteLove is like
ReplyDeleteGravy
It covers a lot
of things
And lust is like cranberry sauce...
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