submitted by frequent contributors Chris and Sharon BridgesProbably a legit event to raise money for something. I just love the thought of "Synergy Hot Dogs"...I wonder how they're different from regular hot dogs??
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Sign says "Faithfulness is a race with no finish line"submitted by frequent contributor Katherine Trexler
Whereas faithlessness is a race with no starter's pistol??
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Sign says "Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive. Give to stay humble. Stay humble to meet Jesus."submitted by frequent contributor Katherine Trexler
Meet Jesus to Live. Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive.....
Hey...our Bible is a recursive loop!!
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"A going church for a coming Jesus"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Katherine Trexler
What if they miss each other that way?
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"We never met anyone who could outsmart ole' Abe Lincoln"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Chandler Carriker
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the sermon?
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I'd like to congratulate Chandler on the first user-submitted review in some time that made me laugh out loud.
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And finally this week, a billboard from contributor Jon L., from Wichita Kansas:
...because that's the best reason we can think of.
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Ho boy...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Synergy hotdogs are different from reguar hotdogs the way that Macedonia Baptists are different from regular Baptists.
"No finish line"? What? we're immortal now? It ain't a race if there's no finish line. I still like Katherine's comment, though. That'll preach.
Was the Abe Lincoln sign in Springfield, IL by chance? I live near there, and he's a minor deity for many.
"Thou shalt meet none that may outsmart ole me." Lincoln 6:23
a synergy hot dog creates less harmful emissions than the average hot dog of the same class...
ReplyDeleteNo finish line? Tell that to St. Paul (2 Timothy 4:7,8).
ReplyDeleteAnd are those synergy hot dogs or synergistic hot dogs?
I think that John Wilkes Booth outsmarted ole Abe...
ReplyDelete...but then again, I guess it's true that they never met him.
Our church used that "shock your mama" picture and ad campaign on their Easter cards.
ReplyDeleteA kid doesn't have to wait until the weekend to shock his mama.
ReplyDeleteHe could shock her today by picking up all the crap currently on the floor of his room.
Whew. Can I just skip my optometrist appt. and use signs 2 & 3 as a vision test? ;]
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