submitted by new contributor Adam H.Wow...I've heard of God's chosen people, but that's just ridiculous.
(Adam says: "In their defense, it did snow on Easter". But seriously...with as many wrong ways as there are to take that sign, why bother?)
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submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixUmmmmm what if we used proper punctuation.
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submitted by Chris H.Well, at least it's not another PowerPoint.
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"The birds are back. The grass is green. God did it again."
submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OH
Yeah, I just wish He'd stop taking the winters off.
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Yeah, I just wish He'd stop taking the winters off.
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"Even Jesus had a fish story."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH
-"I'm telling you, Peter, it was THIS BIG!"
-"Sure, Lord"
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-"Sure, Lord"
Did you miss me? I'll be back to regularly scheduled crumminess this week. Stay tuned. And keep sending in those signs (especially pictures)!
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Yes, Joel, we missed you. Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteBut on sign #3--who the heck is Joe?
Forget sign #3, let's talk about sign #2. Is that Goliath's sword through the sign?!
ReplyDeleteIC: Who knows?
ReplyDeleteC-L: What if the Bible is true?? Then we probably wouldn't have had our giant run his sword through it.
I'm with IC on this one, what is up with sign #3? What does that mean?
ReplyDelete"White" Easter and Rev. "Graybill." Heh.
And what are they trying to say about Jesus having a fish story? I know there was a parable he told about fish, and some events in his life that had fish in them. Are they suggesting that, like everyone else, Jesus stretched the truth? How is this encouraging or comforting?
"puntuation?" As in you'd be better off punting than posting this sign?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the author of the first sign was reading the Book of Mormon by mistake.
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