submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??
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submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.
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submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.
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"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"
submitted by Glacial Spain
Or just stay home and watch church on TV.
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"Pick a hand. Any hand."
submitted by Glacial Spain
...as you can see, there's nothing hidden in my vestments....
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All of these are funny, as usual. I especially like the third one. It sounds like the Christian Mafia or something. (The GodFather?)
ReplyDeleteFor the first one: don't do it yourself projects have instructions? Isn't that what makes it a do it YOURSELF project, rather than a have-an-expert-from-The-Home-Depot-set-it-up-for-you project?
ReplyDeleteFor the third one: In other words, Christ's death wasn't sufficient after all, now I have to be crucified, too?
For the fourth one: that might not be a bad idea. While riding the bus through Cambridge MA, I noticed that we were taking so long that people walking their dogs where passing us never to be seen again...
For the fifth one: why can't I pick both hands-the ones with the nails through them?
Heh. Very good all round.
ReplyDeleteBut I have no clue what the last church was going for at all.
(And that's a point of pride!)