submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:
Christ: Is He in you?!?---------------------------------------------
"God's Transfer of Authority
Dr. Nasir Siddiki
May 2-4"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
Nice of God to let us know about that.
(Jennifer also passes along this website related to the event. Heck, now that I know an eagle is involved, I'm there!)
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"God made you. God claimed you. You are special."
submitted by frequent contributor Jamie D.
Rev. Stuart Smalley, preacher.
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ReplyDelete"Christ: Is He In You?" I can easily imagine a gatorade parody Christian t-shirt with that slogan.
That last one is reminiscent of the VeggieTales slogan: "God made you special and he loves you very much!"
My first year in campus ministry, we designed a shirt with the Gatorade logo: "Jesus" in the lightning bolt, and "Is HE in you?" on the back. We decided that girls walking around campus with that on their backs would not send a good message to some college guys...
ReplyDeleteThat first sign--I think the church secretary wanted to give the pastor a gentle public hint on the sermon lengths.
ReplyDeleteWell, after the Eutychus incident, it really doesn't need to be said, does it?
ReplyDeleteI'm late to the party but I really need to express my loathing for churches that equate "Christian" with "American." God loves Canadians too, eh?
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